Michael Jackson was raised in the same cult in which I was raised, Jehovah's Witnesses. And I remember him being kicked out of the organization because of his Thriller video and grabbing his crotch.

The men...not so much. "I paid for the tickets, I don't need to sing!" is what I imagine they're saying, as they stare at me in protest

And when he responded, of course, I couldn't let him have the last word. In true female style, I jumped in with my two cents before he could finish his part.